A squirrel is spying on me

Hello campers! I'm back, for at least a brief while. I thought you might be interested to know about the squirrel the lives in my backyard and spies on me all the time. Seriously, it seems like every time I walk past a window this squirrel is sitting just outside watching me. He usually has a snack with him, like an acorn, or a winter-withered crabapple. I am his entertainment.

When I'm in the kitchen he's right outside on the patio railing, when I go to my bedroom he climbs up the tree and perches where he can get a good look at what's going on. If I go up the third floor I occasionally hear the clip-clop of tiny hooves (squirrels have hooves, right?) and look up to see him planted right in the middle of the skylight, showing off his gnarbls. Actually, I'm a little afraid of him.